Friday, March 24, 2006

= Owl Pellet =

If we were to dissect
my childhood...
amongst the pukey muck
we'd discover
a delicate
skeleton of a bird.
a fragile cage that protected me,
gave me shelter,
and provided splintery weapons
if I needed them.

= Pain =

I have peeled my scars
like ribbons
and have woven a red carpet
runner
to walk away from my past
and towards an uncertain
but slippery future

Monday, March 06, 2006

Top 5 Reasons: Why I'm not a RollerGirl

01. one hard knock to my right knee and the cap would zip off like a fuckin' hockey puck.
02. no matter what you might think...my hairy unshaven gams do NOT look good in fishnet stockings.
03. they don't make helmets size 3XL...my noggin is bigger than a water filled weather balloon.
04. "Velma" is not a kickass threatening name.
05. bad balance...the only wheels you'll see me on are those on the stretcher when the medic hauls my sorry ass off the ring.