Friday, May 25, 2007

Doctor Ocular (work in progress)

Not from Heaven but From Hell he was sent,
This Mad Doctor was really quite bent…
Like most with a flair for a specialized specialty…
He had a degree from a twisted school of Optometry.

He wasn’t at all social at local square dances.
He did not welcome advances when women made passes.
He didn’t fancy girls with raven black tresses.
He didn’t like girls in gingham checked dresses.
He wasn’t keen on courtships or even heavy petting…
This guy must have some kink!…I’ll bet is what you’re betting!

Doctor Ocular had some nerve!
He really was quite a perv!

He had a particular fondness…and it wasn’t just a whim
For that with which you narrow when you cast a look upon him.