Review of Saturday Night's Perform@Performat gig:

red wine and vegan donuts
are a delicious combination.
'nuff said.

Rant: Rainbow Fags

the thing about "PRIDE" is...
rainbows without unicorns
make me wanna puke.
I mean REALLY what's more gay
than a delicate stud with a
phallus pokin' outa its forehead
while it gallops and prances
thru a rainbow meadow...?
rainbow windsocks and flags
are the WORST!
What the FUCK!
who really needs a sock to know it's windy?
...and as far as the flag goes:
I gave up the Pledge of Allegiance
before anyone ever thought
to make it an issue.

Poor Man's Theatre: dreaming on the #10

I fell asleep on the bus
and dreamed
of a fat man eating a raw kidney
like an apple