EASTER...2007

Once when I was a kid the Easter Bunny left me a basket of fruit and a note (signed by the Easter Bunny, himself) that said I needed to go on a diet. That pretty much sucked.

This year I had the BEST EASTER EVER!...I spent the entire day Easter Sunday stewin' in my own stink watchin' cartoons and porn...drinkin' screwdrivers and eatin' peanut butter & honey sandwiches.

FUCK YOU and YOUR FRUIT BASKET, EASTER BUNNY!