Dirty Limericks

there once was this guy from Seattle
that had an inviting asshole
and when he was fucked
he quacked like a duck
and shot creamed corn from his man-pole

there once was a lass we'll call "beaver"
boys and girls they would line up to eat her
they'd slurp and they'd slop
they'd lick at her knot
for hours before they could please her

there was this young girl we'll call "Merlin"
she was an aspiring virgin
we wished her "good luck!"
cuz she does like to fuck
not even magic could help her "begin again"

there was a fat man called Pudgey
his cum was like taffy, but fudgey
he like to fuck buns
at the bakery...WHAT FUN!
the floor behind the rack is all sludgey

there once was this guy we'll call Nicky
his cum was like crazy glue: sticky!
his girlfriend was nagging...
but her tits weren't yet saggin'...
so he sealed up her mouth with a quickie

there is a fat poet called Sandi
her limericks and haiku are just dandy
she writes lots of smut
but would much rather fuck
for now she just keeps her pen right handy

Smitty was a guy we called "Smit"
his passion in life was for shit
solids or soupy
it all made him loopy
Plumber: his job, is it